Sunday, October 14, 2007
personA: hello:) i am here. the one and only stupid person in the world u can find:)
personB: *cough* yeah right.
personA: *blinks* yeah wat...i am STUPID. u are the smart one:)
personB: correct. i am stupid. you are smart :D
personA: EH???theory cannot change. i suggest we go for brain testing. results will prove yours positive:)
personB: cannot! i am alien! cannot cannot cannot. mine will be negative. your's positive.
personA: excuse me? aliens always win in TV shows. i am SKULL?? get it? no BRAIN. therefore mine will be the one that will make the doctor faint
personB: nono have you heard of BUGGERS?
personA: HEH? wth is that?
personB: they're a species of aliens which are cold blooded. out of the entire species, only one has the brain. that is the QUEEN bugger. their worlds are like hives so its kinda like a bee hive :D I'M SERIOUS OK.
personA: i dont believe in such stuff. in TV shows...they always show some ppl making friends with aliens. but when people see skulls, they go AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
personB: you're forgetting that the people get vapourised after that.
personA: no...shows like ET?? ahhh see very good example ok. this is much better. oh wait...ET is smart:(
personB: am no extra terrestrial (how to spell?) and i happen to like skulls o.0"
personA: =.= tsk...that is so unnatural...ah....see aliens naturally are more creative and they think out of the box:) another theory proven...HAHAH
personB: how ironic.. i cant think out of the box at all. aliens just know how to appreciate nature more :) no theory~~ :P
personA: yes...so skulls are naturally more sadistic. and stupid. because they are dead. which means that they cannot expand their brains because they died. which means that their knowledge is just primary. which means that aliens that have big heads who have big brain capacities are naturally smarter. and they do not die so fast, therefore i conclude that aliens actually can receive more info than skulls therefore they are smarter.
personB: *gasp* so cheem. so smart. let me explain to you the importance of a skull.
1. it protects the brain
2. by doing so, it keeps the homo sapien alive
3. it gives the head shape -.=
4. it is a kind of bone, therefore it's bone marrow produces red blood cells
5. without red blood cells, no oxygen can bind to the haemoglobin in the red blood cells and combine to form oxyhaemoglobin
6. thus the body will die
7. no digested food will be able to be transported to the rest of the body and provide energy.
8. no waste materials will be able to be removed from the body.
hang on, you studied bio, you should know all that. furthermore, skulls are already dead :D therefore they cannot die again. unlike aliens. yay :D
personA: tsk...but u never know that to be able to speak such words of wisdom means that u are indeed a very smart person. and even after the examinations are over, u were actually meant to chuck this information somewhere else but your memory power has already exceeded 100%...even infinity. having good memory power means u can say alot. that's good :P
personB: yes it was stored in my brain, which is protected by the skull :D and look who wrote 7 sheets of paper =.=
conclusion: personB wins :DD
